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Advanced Tantrum Yoga for Sarcoidosis w/ Free Bobble-Head!

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted October 4, 2007
  • 2 replies
  • Advanced Tantrum Yoga for Sarcoidosis w/ Free Bobble-Head! Let’s all welcome our special guest today, all the way from the Kashupfront Ashram in Maliboob, California, professional self-help yogi and infomercial ...

Gardener Symptom Series: No Onions and Hold the Malaise

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted October 3, 2007
  • 10 replies
  • Gardener Symptom Series: No Onions and Hold the Malaise The following is part of the Gardener Symptom Series. I believe that Sarcoidosis is an inherited genetic disorder along the lines of other immune ...

Gardener Symptom Series: Mr. Node-It-All

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted October 2, 2007
  • 7 replies
  • Gardener Symptom Series: Mr. Node-It-All The following is part of the Gardener Symptom Series. I believe that Sarcoidosis is an inherited genetic disorder along the lines of other immune disorders, such ...

Gardener Symptom Series: Alien vs Prednisone

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted October 1, 2007
  • 10 replies
  • Gardener Symptom Series: Alien vs Prednisone The following is part of the Gardener Symptom Series. I believe that Sarcoidosis is an inherited genetic disorder along the lines of other immune disorders ...

Gardener Symptom Series: The Wizard of Op

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 28, 2007
  • 12 replies
  • Gardener Symptom Series: The Wizard of Op The following is part of the Gardener Symptom Series. I believe that Sarcoidosis is an inherited genetic disorder along the lines of other immune disorders, such ...

Conrad Pooge Presents Dr. Wallaby’s Amazing Sarcoidosis Cure

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 27, 2007
  • 1 reply
  • Conrad Pooge Presents Dr. Wallaby’s Amazing Sarcoidosis Cure A colorful wagon pulls up to your beloved online forum and a smartly dressed man sets up a hasty soapbox stage and hangs a patchwork curtain ...

Gardener Symptom Series: Joint Venture!

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 27, 2007
  • 17 replies
  • Gardener Symptom Series: Joint Venture! The following is part of the Gardener Symptom Series. I believe that Sarcoidosis is an inherited genetic disorder along the lines of other immune disorders, such ...

Rant

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 26, 2007
  • 10 replies
  • Rant So you’re hacking and you’re kvetching and your whole damned world is cracking what with all this feeling cruddy and wouldn’t you know it buddy I couldn’t catch my breath with a butterfly net so ...

Gardener Symptom Series: The 5000 Fingers of Dr. G

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 25, 2007
  • 12 replies
  • Gardener Symptom Series: The 5000 Fingers of Dr. G The following is part of the Gardener Symptom Series. I believe that Sarcoidosis is an inherited genetic disorder along the lines of other immune disorders ...

Gardener Symptom Series: The Sarcoidosis of Dorian Gray

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 24, 2007
  • 1 reply
  • Gardener Symptom Series: The Sarcoidosis of Dorian Gray The following is part of the Gardener Symptom Series. I believe that Sarcoidosis is an inherited genetic disorder along the lines of other immune ...

Sarcoidosis Glossary of Terms

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 21, 2007
  • 9 replies
  • Sarcoidosis Glossary of Terms Many of you have written to me asking me to clarify things, among them, butter, which is then called drawn or ghee. But in addition to that very bad gastronomical pun, I ...

Gardener Symptom Series: T. G. Huff-n-Puff

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 20, 2007
  • 6 replies
  • Gardener Symptom Series: T. G. Huff-n-Puff The following is part of the Gardener Symptom Series. I believe that Sarcoidosis is an inherited genetic disorder along the lines of other immune disorders ...

Gardener Symptom Series: Potty Like Its 1999

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 19, 2007
  • 12 replies
  • Gardener Symptom Series: Potty Like Its 1999 The following is part of the Gardener Symptom Series. I believe that Sarcoidosis is an inherited genetic disorder along the lines of other immune disorders ...

The First Semi-Annual Sarcoidosis International Cup

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 17, 2007
  • 5 replies
  • The First Semi-Annual Sarcoidosis International Cup Grab your best mates, belly up to the foot rail, order a pint or three, and some pub grub— The First Semi-Annual Sarcoidosis International Cup is on ...

I Hate It When…

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 14, 2007
  • 25 replies
  • Momma always said, “You shouldn’t hate.” And of course Momma was right, you shouldn’t hate because Momma hates it when you don’t listen and you'll get whacked with the wooden spoon. A million years ago ...

How Do You Feel?

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 13, 2007
  • 6 replies
  • How Do You Feel? More than a couple of folks have asked me how I feel. They wanted to know if I am sick again, and if that is the reason I am back on this forum. I started to answer but I surprised myself ...

The Sarcoidosis Man of Iron

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 11, 2007
  • 5 replies
  • The Sarcoidosis Man of Iron Lookout, ladies, the testosterone is about to hit the fan. Screw my diagnosis. In fact, screw that yappy little doctor. I’m puttin’ on my favorite ratty tee shirt, comfy jeans ...

You Are Not Overlooked

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 11, 2007
  • 6 replies
  • You Are Not Overlooked I know many of you look to me to be funny, and make no mistake, that is my pleasure. But today, which is a day of national rememberance, I want to take a moment to recognize our ...

Husbands of the Serengeti

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 9, 2007
  • 5 replies
  • Husbands of the Serengeti When I become unreasonably despondent about Sarcoidosis, ranting and snarling like Oprah denied a slice of cheesecake, or a raging bull from a estrogen supplement injected John ...

Dem Nodes, Dem Nodes

theGardener
  • By theGardener · Posted September 7, 2007
  • 10 replies
  • Dem Nodes, Dem Nodes (In my best Lawrence Welk voice) "A wunnerful wunnerful! Tank you too much, the beautiful Bubblecleavage Sisters as dey singa fur us now. Let us alla join in this great old American ...

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