50 ways to deal with sarcoid

Home with nausea from MTX today and my mind is a bit
loopy! The following is based on some of my trials, but I'd like to hear from some of you who are better poets!

You know the music so hum along.............

The problem is all inside your head he said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to deal with sarcoid

He said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to deal with sarcoid
Fifty ways to deal with sarcoid.

Get good insurance, Nance
With long term disability, Lee
Try Prednisone, Joan
Set yourself free
Get a CAT scan, Stan
You need something for pain, Jane
And lots of MDs, Brie
Just get yourself free

He said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

He said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then he kissed me and I realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways to deal with sarcoid
Fifty ways to deal with sarcoid

Try Remicade, Wade
Or MTX, Rex
Join “Inspire” friends, Gwen
And get yourself free
Get water-proof sheets, Pete
And a big fan, Stan
Catch up on your sleep; Repeat
And get yourself free