The Doc that did my lung biopsy saw me last week.
I've been having a few neck problems and other nerve type symptoms that only a sarc patient could understand.
"I'm ordering some lab tests, a visit to your opthamologist for evident uveitis, and a c-spine scan."
"I'm beginning to feel like a hypochondriac."
"Believe me...you're not. You have real issues."
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This past Saturday was the neck scan. I am claustrophobic. So, I'm thinking, "Why not just sleep through the 2 hours in the tube?"
I took half an Ambien before I started putting my "personal effects" in a locker that looked like something out of high school. Things were getting a little fuzzy, and in that period of time I, uh...misplaced the wedding ring. She hasn't noticed yet.
The tube, waiting in that room like an execution machine, had a pleasantly large diameter. I yawned and thought, "Hell...I can do this."
I laid down, and yes, slid down, etc. They asked me if I liked the radio station playing. Sure it was elevator music, who cared? Then, something goes over my head and then something else and I am buckled down to the table so "my head won't move." (What??!!!)
Apparently I should have taken the whole Ambien. Halfway down the tube and cold panic is starting.
"Can you hear me?" I croaked. Mr. Big Tough Guy prone on the table in his underwear, missing a wedding ring...
The headphones they gave me were buzzing. A voice a thousand miles away said, "I'm right here. You can look in the mirror and see me." That was bs, there was nobody anywhere in the few degrees of vision I had.
"I want my Mommy...." (I really did.)
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I should also mention I threw in a little Xanax before the Big Ride. Maybe I overdid it. You should never self-medicate. ;-) However, panic attacks are to be avoided at all costs, in my book. There were probably patients right out of surgery in the hospital across the street that were more lucid than me.
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Given the same circumstances, how would I have changed my prep for this procedure?
I would have put the wedding ring in a more secure place.
I'm sure it's around somewhere.



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