Can everyone please think of all the unusual ways that you may have been exposed to something causing sarc? Since we don't know the cause....i find it interesting to hear personal theories on how those pesty microbes got loose on us. I will start:
Young child
1. Played in public sand dunes near nuclear test area in New Mexico.
2. Swam in the moquito ridden horse tanks on a cattle ranch.
3. Exposed to agricultural pesticides on farm every summer. (Swam in irrigation ditches)
4. Drank non-homogenized dairy milk/cream/butter at dairy every summer.
5. Ate asbestos off the "pop-corn & glitter"ceiling in my bedroom. (Had the top bunk!)
6. Administered grub oil from a laddle during cattle runs (cattle in the shoot)
7. Exposed to 2nd hand smoke 24/7
Teen
1. Used sunlamps
2. Swam in wild ponds
3. Completed a furniture project with harsh wood strip chemicals, stain, varnish
4. Hung out in stinky roller rink with tons of dust .
5. Belonged to auto club...worked on engines and used chemical cleaners/refinisher fluids
6. Tried Hair Dye 1st time....still using it! Brown tones.
7. Exposed to second hand smoke 24/7
8. Developed asthma and rashes.
9. Wore tons of MAybeline make-up.
10. Applied fake fingernails made out of powder & some stinky stuff.
Young Adult
1. Lived near Canadien paper mills/poluted water/air (2 yrs)
2 . Hiked/lived 8 months in Wasatch Front/Uintas/Southern Utah
3. Tons of tick bites on excursion.
4. Tons of campfire smoke exposure
5. Drank spring water with beavers supposedly down stream.
5. Hung out in the natural hot spring in Utah.
5. Had all amalgam removed from teeth, composite replacement.
6. Starved at college...lived on canned salmon and salad!
7. Worked for steelworker union - exposed to heavy metals in canning factory.
8. Ate tofu.
Middle AGe
1. Worked in offices with laser printers, copy machines & central CRAPPY air. 15 yrs
2. Surgery c-section. Epidural introduced to spinal.
3. Several strange miscarriages where fetus attacked by my own system.
4. Extreme stress due to self-employement 8 years
5. Arsenic exposure in city well water....only harmful if you drink it ...go figure.
6. Built an aviary and raising hookbills/softbills.
7. Harvested bricks from a burning demolition site for recycle on my patio.
8. Painted structure with paint containing fungicides.
9. Live in an area with hundreds of fruit and nut orchards...very dusty/ag exposure again!
10. Snorkled at Hanauma Bay with rented snorkle gear....very high tourist ratio...sewage in h20
11. Successfully followed ATKINS diet.
12. BOSS stress: hire'em, fire'em & pay their taxes/fraudualent workerscomp/unemployment
(Those crappy employees could've poisoned me!).
13. Excavated ground in former ag zone
14. Went to hospital with heart attack symptoms....dx sarcoid after mediastinoscopy, heart is great!
Now, I'm sure that all this makes me sound like a nutjob. But what if we all did the same thing? Wouldn't that be wierd? So, tell us your suspicions! If anything else we can have a good laugh!



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