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By IreneMarie
Posted October 24, 2009 at 6:14 pm · 4 replies
In Emotional support
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A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.

I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole..

Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.

In a heart beat, she undresses herself, taking off everything and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!

'Tunderin' Lizzards, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

Ha, ha.....'I put drops in her eyes!!