Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who
installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago
and I still hadn't paid for them.
Helllooooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year,
that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
I bet he felt like an idiot.
Replacement Windows (A Blonde Joke)
- By Soozi · January 12, 2011 at 4:40 am · 10 replies
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- By ThiaMartha
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- January 12, 2011 at 9:49 am
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lol Yes, Soozi, keep them coming.
- By Cheryl0558
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- January 12, 2011 at 11:26 am
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That is funny!! My husband especially liked it. Thanks Soozi!!!
- By casagrande
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- January 12, 2011 at 11:43 am
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Soozi......I would never have thought of that one...very clever...But in England you would wake up one day and you would have lots of fresh air coming in .......Minus your windows, or 10 ton of steaming shit from a local manure farm on your driveway. I know someone this happened to Casa.
- By aloha64
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- January 12, 2011 at 1:23 pm
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You got a big grin on my face, thanks!
- By Christine-2
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- January 12, 2011 at 1:35 pm
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Soozi my dear,you did it again.I've been giggling for the last hour.
Lynne C.
- By ofiddle
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- January 12, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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I've been wondering how I was going to get those new windows that I need. Now I know! Thanks!
- By Soozi
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- January 12, 2011 at 9:11 pm
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I wish I were the genius behind these things, but it is in the family, my daughter and niece.
Back in the day I could think up a funny story in a heartbeat, but ever since I took that vacation to the Bahamas and my brain decided to stay but I went home, my thinking just hasn't been the same.
- By mdh1
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- January 13, 2011 at 12:36 am
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Hello Soozi, I love your posts..They make me laugh!
Thanks for sending them.
- By ThiaMartha
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- January 13, 2011 at 10:45 am
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Soozi,
It doesn't matter if you think these jokes up yourself, find them on the internet or get them from the family............you are doing us all a great service by sharing them.
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine...." Proverbs 17:22
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finally got to start my day off with a good belly laugh. keep em comin soozi. please tell me thats a true story