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I read somewhere today where people get a notice its time for colon oscopy letter from there doctor. the person had ileostomy for years and thought it was funny still gets letters.

When I get my annual prostate exam letter, like a good boy I go. I am ushered into room and take a seat and see the KY jelly rubber gloves and snicker to myself, Doctor walks in and tells me to pull my pants down and bend over, he sees the smirk on my face, oh your rectum is closed up, yep sorry Doc! time and time again. just one fun thing men can have with your Doctor. Get all the humor out of life you can!

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Ha! A good example of how people always fall through the cracks of life (no pun intended)!

Funny, amt! I just saw my urologist and told him he wouldn't be able to play with me anymore. He thought that was funny and so did I.
Blessings,
Alan

I got a Medicare statement that 2 anaestheologists billed them for "partial removal of vulva"! Never even heard of the referring physician and, moreover, I could not imagine having that surgery! Turns out there is another woman with my same name and the hospital gave them the wrong info.

I have a story to tell that's funny too. Several years ago I worked with a woman who received a bill every month for $0.00. She called several times and was told she would receive no more bills. However, the next month, another bill. Then, she began receiving the usual nasty letters. Finally, she decided to write a check for $0.00 and sent it with the bill. She never heard from them again. There simply is no cure for stupid!
Blessings,
Alan

Gee Alan - I don't want to say it takes one to know one, but......................... GOTCHA!

So, how is Miss Marge today? Well, I hope. All is well here.
Blessings,
Alan

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