Try not to smile...
I went to a very fancy wedding shortly after my surgery and took great pains to look my loveliest. From a $200 black dress (evening wedding) to the perfect pair of shoes and yes, control top pantyhose (a must in my previous life).
The wedding was beautiful and the reception was being held at an exclusive country club. We had filet for dinner with those yummy baked potato puffs. As I sat back to enjoying a cup of decaf coffee I got that horrible feeling....bag leak! Run for your lives!
I ran into the restroom with my supply kit to find that the trusty control top pantyhose had just a little too much control. Ugh!
Needless to say, there are foods we should avoid and now pantyhose too.